Nooooo! Randomnosity has become a fad! Argh!

[Mullet Fish]

Nooo!
I am the original anti-trend/fad person, OK? I despise the things. I do it, then people take it out of context and use it improperly or poorly, then it looks like I'm copying people who've caught on.
Now it seems random is a fad. But not real random, predictable random. The bad kind.
I am one of the most random people at my school. I am the inventor of, "the Brad dance," and one of the best performers of "the Evan dance." I am the one most likely to shout, "I'm a tree," in the middle of geography and hold my arms out and pretend to sway gently in an imagined breeze.
However, as with many things I do, people start to imitate it. They then tell their friends that they really created the Brad dance, but they don't call it that. Oh no, it becomes, "the Joe dance," if Joe is the one performing it.
That's not the worst part. What's worse is when I show the same people the Brad dance, and they go "hey that's the Joe dance you bastard" and shun me.
Alterantively, someone else will do it, and it will be funny, and I'll do it and it will be stupid.
I never rip stuff off. I always give some credit. Like, "my friend made it up," or something. I never take full credit if I didn't make it up.
Now, the same thing has happened to randomness.
In the hopes of preserving true randomnosity I shall post in the random board.

[Tanon]

Random... I drove my teacher the rest of the way to crazy with that... What fun. ;D

[insanity]

I think I'm random, irl anyways. One day (we were EXTREMELY bored), my friend and I went across the school telling people "I LOVE YOU!" then quickly running away. It's a start, no?

[Mullet Fish]

Indeed it is. Haha but me and my friend have developed a habit of mooning the anime club every Friday. It's our little tradition. We know like, everyone in the anime club so it's pretty funny.
We also have a "pimp walk," which attracts more than a few strange looks.
Then at one of our school's "dance-offs," I handed the DJ a cd with the old Robot song from the sixties and started doing the robot. Everyone else was doing all this breakdancing crap, but not me. Next dance-off I'm doing the Brad and Evan dances. It'll be great, I just need to find some appropriate music for it.

[phantomthief]

Dancing, music, fads.. Arg, I hardly know any of this junk, since I refuse to be just another faceless twelve year-old that spends loads and loads of money on trash that people won't even give a second glance come the next year.. o_0

[Mullet Fish]

Haha like Pokemon cards? Wait, I was...um...*counts backwards on fingers*...8! When I collected the things. Then it sort of died down and my cards just sort of got themselves lost.

[marshmallows]

I'm a bit random myself, I went around screaming "chocolate" All day until someone gave me some.And, I once went around in the mall calling people I didn't even know a nimrod. ^__^

[gecko]

I made up the word /randomosity/.. o.o;; On my own thought. On my own will.

One of my alternate accounts on Neopets is x_randomosity_x.

xD I am random. But true randomness, it seems, is not duplicable by any fad-follower. It's just not embedded in the train of thought... If someone is truly random, they're probably one of the Brethren. xD

Mm.. Anyway. >>;; -Floats off-

[Mullet Fish]

People call me random, but I think I just think of unusual, funny scenarios quickly. If you saw my science project you'd understand. Well, if you saw my science project and I gave you a bit of background info. Maybe I'll post it here one of these days.

[gecko]

xDDD Please, do.. It sounds amusing.

..My science experiements sucked.. xD I never liked doing them, so I tried to pick simple things that wouldn't take too long to write a report on.

[Whyte Phoenix]

IRL, I've got this thing about assulting people I know in the hallways... by tackling them down and patting them while cooing "Doggie !" or something along those lines.The friends of that person just roll their eyes and smile, but the ones around them (this is my favorite part of daily randomosity) scream or jump half a meter away.

And then there's always that random name calling. I'll just freak out and point up and down at something/someone nearby and scream 'OMFG A CUPCAKE !', 'POOFY BUNS !', 'HOLY CARPFISH THAT THING JUST MOVED!', 'WHALG BLAGGA SNOOF !? WTF IS THAT ?!' .... =D

Show Brad, show ! I demand so with my rancid piece of blue cheese that has been in my locker since early this year. Warmed by the heat, this cheese has grown very, very deadly.

I dislike my school's fads... Example(s) : "OMG CEDRIC IS HAWT", "OMG LETS DROOL OVER HARRY", "DANG THAT CHO IS A @#$%", "AH LETS ALL SING TO KELLY WHATSHERFACE 24/7", "Screw Anime ....it's so... cool", "Ipod fanatics"....

[Mullet Fish]

I'd post it if it was like, written or something, but it's a movie, and not that small a file. Plus there's privacy stuff but that's not really my main concern.

And I totally want an iPod. Not because they're popular, but because I like having each of the 2 000 tracks in my library easily accessible wherever I go.

[Ravenmaster]

THANK YOU, BRAD! *hug tackles*
I am the most random person in my school I think. There's really no one else in my school who is a major anime fanatic and wears ties, knee socks, and skirts -together-. Once, a couple girls in my highschool *shudders* told me to wear my knee socks and a skirt the next day. So I did, thinking they wouldn't do it but, lo and behold, they wore skirts and knee socks to school.
Of course I didn't go around thinking I'd started a fad. I just thought up this selfish yet so very very true conclusion:
Everyone wants to be me.
Also, this may not be a sort of randomness more than it gives me a sense of authority but this is a classic everyday scenario in the school halls.
Some guy I don't know: @#$%! She's such a @#$%'IN &*#@%!
Me: HEY! ....hey....hey...hey....hey...shut up.
Some guy I don't know and his friend: O____o
Me: DO YOU TONGUE KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH??!!!!

^^ And this is why I am the cussing authority around school.

I am the most likely person to do a dance to make someone feel better or hug random people. My favorite past time is staring at people intently in the eye when I don't know them then hug them and run away.
Then I make threats to kill people by shoving monster truck tires down their throats and then apologize for them having to see "that" which they don't know about.
I am also the most likely one to call someone a name right in front of them, without them knowing what I'm saying. the word is usually in a different language.

Example:
This girl named Kelly in my class who I don't like because she's a jerk: Shut up, Raven!
Me: -__-+ Baka Kelly (stupid Kelly)
Kelly: WhatEVER.
Me: Baka....
Kelly: *sigh*
Me: *tackles*

[InsanexBandit]

[glow=teal,2,300]

Today was sooooo much fun. I went to this field trip thing to the Museum of Science and Indrustry, and I was in a group with my friend and we were walking around going
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" (In a really gruff voice)
Toooo much fun.

[/glow]