Best and Worst...

[Whyte Phoenix]

... MODE OF DEATH ?! ... I'm just bored, and my creative juices are particularly squeaked after that ski lift incident...

This is mine, and you can c/p this onto an online journal thing... it's like those annoying chainletters... XD Sorry if anyone is sensetive on this subject... I'm just... erk, freakish.

Ze 13 Modes o' Death :

Best : Bloodloss after a I'm-takin-you-down-with-me swordfight with some kickarse warrior, gorey, yet beautiful. (XD I'm so corrupted.)

Worst : Getting squished, slowly, by a random heavy object... like an elephant's behind. Di-sgust-ing, and you'll be put into some random burlap bag and then be chucked into a coffin. Ew.

Ze Most/Ish :

Painful : Getting eaten alive, by a hyena or some other ravenous animal. (Read 'Life of Pi' for more details ... XD )

Gorey : Slashed to death by a paper shreader ! Holy sheets I've had so many nightmares about this...

Smelly : Dying by suffocation... IN A MOUND OF DUNG.

Annoying : When an assasin has you all tied up, and is ranting on and on about how horrible he/she thinks Green Day, Britney Spears, Simple Plan, Government, Teachers, n00bs, Learning History is, and then misses on the instant-death thing.

Depressing : Lying in a hospital, 7 days after your doc has told you that you have a week to live, thinking about the things you could've done, should've done, and want to do still... all this time, having your family righ' beside you, crying their eyes out.

Happiest : Getting hit/shot/killed QUICKLY, RIGHT after you've won the 649/Art Contest XD/Heard that (insert name of important person to you here) Survied something Horrible/a Miracle. Taken right at the peak of happiness.

Frightening : When a lift chair, or gondola chair falls off the chain and smashes down. O____O

Loudest : At a Linkin Park concert, stomped to death by fangirls/guys while screamin' out the lyrics to 'Points of Authority'.

Quietest : In sleep. Unless you snore.

Romantic (wtf?!) : ... someone give some insight on this !?

[InsanexBandit]

Holy crap XD.
This is what I think

Best : Like fighting all the bad guys and taking down like a hundred of them and you're all bloody and dieing and your still fighting and you die all warrior-style.

Worst : I think it's drowning or not being able to breath. Blah, such a creepy feeling.

Ze Most/Ish :

Painful : Like, bleeding to death. Wait no!
Burning! That has to be the most painful.

Gorey : Getting killed by like, a serial killer.

Smelly : Dying by suffocation... IN A MOUND OF DUNG.
Exactly what I think XD

Annoying : Hmm...Getting a bunch of paper cuts, that don't really hurt, they're just really annoying but you die of blood loss?

Depressing : Aww man, that is depressing (what you said). Thanks a lot XD. I think it'd be like, dieing slowly in front of loved ones, like what you said.

Happiest : Knowing that you saved a bunch of people's lifes or something? Like jumping in front of a child to take a bullet?

Frightening : Getting tortured by a serial killer.

Loudest : When you're in so much pain that you scream a lot.

Quietest : Dagger like. Like getting stabbed really quickly.

Romantic (wtf?!) : Dieing with a loved one? Like in Romeo and Juliet. Where he thinks she's dead, then he kills himself, and then she wakes up and finds him dead, and kills herself. Although that's also sad =P.

[raptor-chick]

Best: Doing something great or saving someone's life. Dying while fighting is good, so with all the adrenaline you wouldn't hurt too much. Or dying fast.
Worst: Definately drowning or by poison or burning.
Painful: Death by a thousand cuts. Or crushing or on the rack or any other imaginative medieval deaths. I have a strange and morbid fascination with some of the stuff they did.
Gorey: Shot gun.
Smelly: Having a gangrenous limb.
Annoying: Chinese water torture. 'Course, you'd just go crazy, so this doesn't count. Um, I dunno.
Depressing: Dying without making up to a family member or friend you fought with, or without saying something that you wanted to to someone.
Happiest: After accomplishing something great or saving the world.
Frightening: Drowning. *shudders* Or freezing to death.
Loudest: A chainsaw.
Quietest: Asphixiation or being paralized and unable to do anything but die.
Romantic: Death is romantic?

[InsanexBandit]

raptorchick said:

Annoying: Chinese water torture. 'Course, you'd just go crazy, so this doesn't count. Um, I dunno.

Oooh, Chinese Water torture? Do tell! I'm as giddy as a school girl!

[Ravenmaster]

Best : Trying to save your loved ones. And then you die but they all get away.

Worst : Yes, definately like having your heart stopped or loss of breath.
(Yikes, I had an anxiety attack today. I've never been at a point where I thought I was going to die)

Ze Most/Ish :

Painful : slowly getting your limbs sawed off.
Gorey : uhm...like, getting your limbs cut off and then cutting out your organs XP

Smelly : someone shoots you and then you soil yourself.

Annoying : Like you were all depressed about dying, then someone comes and cheers you up then kills you --'

Depressing : Dying in a church bathroom --' (thats what I thought was going to happen to me today)

Happiest : Saying "Yes I do believe in God." to a killer then they kill you. Like that one girl from Columbine High School. Rachel Scott I think her name was.

Frightening : knowing that you are going to die but you don't know how or who will kill you or why.

Loudest : getting sawed in half with a chain saw in a talking doll factory. (I'm horrible)

Quietest : *whispers* "7 days" then there's this erie silence and then you die of food poisoning.

Romantic (wtf?!) : you're at your lover's funeral then their best friend who really loves you too comes up and shoots you and you fall on top of the casket.

(I gave too much thought to these 0.o)

[raptor-chick]

With Chinese water torture, they'd strap you down on a table and rig it so that cold water would drip down onto your forehead. The drops wouldn't be all even, so that you would never know when it would hit you and that plus being so uncomfortable would drive you into depression and insanity. They actually tried it on a show called Mythbusters and the girl who volunteered actually started crying and asked to be released after only a little while. So it works.
Another Chinese torture was where you would be staked out over some bamboo shoots and they would grow through you. Those suckers and grow at least 6 inches a day, so yeouch! I measured some once. Another is where you would be fed bamboo shoots and then forced to drink water so that they would grow in your stomach.

[InsanexBandit]

Wooo. I guess the Chinese developed some freaky torture methods >_<. Hopefully that didn't offend anyone.

[Ravenmaster]

that bamboo shoots one sounds like a bunch of bologna that shouldn't work o.0

I thought the chinese water torture had water dripping onto your forehead so that your skull started to go inward then attack your brain. So you'd have a big hole in your head <.<

[Whyte Phoenix]

Creepah. I've heard of this other Chinese method of er... killing. It's this one where they stick you in a 'pig cage', something that looks like a roundish wooden lobster basket thing, and stick you in the river so that you drown.

[Ravenmaster]

dying is such a gruesome topic...<.< gender confused Whyte, you be very bored.

--' Well, I had another panic attack this morning. Went to the doctor for NOTHING. CURSE YOU DOCTOR! I hate growing up >.<

Anyway, back on the subject of dying, how do you guys think you're going to die? *tilts head*

[Whyte Phoenix]

Yeah, I was really, really bored. And I felt like postin' something about death after my near-death experience, the only time that I /actually/ thought I was gonna die.

I'm going to laugh myself to death, shockeh, then heartattack. Or something similar. Maybe get caught in midfire and bleed to death like an old lady and expect some dood I liked to come by and hold me in his arms before I die. xD

[Ravenmaster]

.....thats...romantic XD
Near death experiences suck, especially if you live around where I do
"I'M BLEEDING!"
"No its just puss, Raven. You'll live. Here, take some Tylenol
"IT HURTS!"
"Raven! Stop acting like a little baby and pick your limbs up off the floor!"

[InsanexBandit]

Well I don't really want to think of how I'm going to die XD.
Hmm...Gunshot? Or trying to go out fighting. Like,
"The Flight that fought back".

[raptor-chick]

Them doctors are evil. They are in league with the dentists.
I really wouldn't want to be poisoned. Some of those have really nasty effects and they don't kill instantly. Like paralizing you so you suffocate. *shivers*
Rattlesnake venom destroys tissue, so your limb swells and can become gangrenous and rot. I love snakes, but I don't want to be bitten by one.
I'd really like to die quietly of old age in my sleep, but if I have to die dramatically, it would be fighting.

[Mullet Fish]

Best: Old age.

Worst: Some sort of infection. That would be so uncool.

Painful: Okay okay. Being cut open while you're conscious, and having each of your organs extracted before being cut out. ... I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies.

Gory: Probably the same one as above.

Smelly: Being drowned in rotting fish guts.

Annoying: Being captured by an evil mastermind and watching with dismay as the incompetent henchman tries to figure out how to work the laser designed to slice me in half, as the mastermind gloats.

Depressing: Realizing you're going to die right after winning the lottery.

Happiest: Prozac overdose. ;D

Frightening: Dying of fright. ;D I was made for this quiz!

Loudest: Having your head explode when you agree to sit in front of the world's largest speaker while they run a sound test.

Quietest: Dying after becoming deaf. Duh.

Romantic: Dying in some form of self-sacrifice to save your loved one. *gush gush gush*