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Post by Ravenmaster on Dec 12, 2005 23:47:55 GMT -5
probably a carpenter. There's a workshop in my town that has a truck and on the back it has a bumper sticker that says: My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
I have to say, it took me a minute to get it. And for you that don't its Jesus. Jesus was a Jewish carpenter. X3
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Post by raptor-chick on Dec 12, 2005 23:56:22 GMT -5
Hee. In this goth store near my house, they have neat bumper stickers. Like "Eve was framed." and "My other car is a broom."
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Post by Ravenmaster on Dec 13, 2005 0:02:53 GMT -5
I always saw that it was unfair in the Bible that God made man first instead of making both at the same time. I also always think it unbelievable that he is SO omnipotent. This is always be a classic scenario in my meditations with God.
Me: So you know what I do before I do it? God: yep. Me: What if I do something else? God: know that too. Me: Dang...what if I do something else? God: --' don't defy my logic Me: Yes, sir
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Post by raptor-chick on Dec 13, 2005 0:11:10 GMT -5
LOL! Don't defy my logic... I dislike the idea that everything was formed in six days and that we started out as just two people. I'm an evolutionist and all that. I like in the Simpsons how Homer was asking if Jesus could microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it.
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Post by Ravenmaster on Dec 13, 2005 0:14:45 GMT -5
I bet he couldn't. Jesus likes burritos no matter how hot.
^^ Simpsons rule.
I hate the evolution theory, sorry to say. I like bananas and all that but I ain't no monkey.
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Post by raptor-chick on Dec 13, 2005 0:19:05 GMT -5
The Simpsons rock! Same with Futurama. Burritoes aren't very nice. I ate a microwave one once and it did terrible things to my digestive system. Oog... Never again...
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Post by Ravenmaster on Dec 13, 2005 0:29:17 GMT -5
as Jim Gaff*gan would say; hot pocket....diarriah pocket...
XD I love Jim Gaff*gan "Som-Someone's got a cell phone...who yah callin' the president? Someone's got an umbrella! Oh, I got the red one, I'm such a geek..."
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Post by raptor-chick on Dec 13, 2005 0:41:04 GMT -5
Er, what? *is confused* Never heard of that before. "Filthy beast of meat and hair, your magic love adventure begins NOOOWWW!"
"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"
"SQUEALING FOOLS!"
"I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby."
"Minimoose!" *squeak* "Stop being jolly!" *sad squeak*
"Now, Dib, I leave to your, eh..." "Moosey fate! Say moosey fate!" "To your moosey fate." *evil laughter* Invader Zim rocks.
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Post by Whyte Phoenix on Dec 13, 2005 1:40:09 GMT -5
I'm... speechless... But speaking of diarriah, I've got much to say about that... thingymabob... It's a little off-topic, but heck... I've been dying to tell this ... Today, a regular, long, boring as heck, day at school.... the regular traffic jams at the stairway, the regular idiot girl who just *chooses* to have her long, detailed conversation with her *best* buddy in the MIDDLE OF THE damn STAIRWAY... My friend and I are chattering away, while trying to get down these stairs... it went like this : Me : Aww man... what a buttface... can't she talk somewhere ESLE. Friend : Nah. Just shove her down or something. Me : Meh. I'd get in trouble for physical harrassment or something... Friend : Hah. Petiphile. xD {Insert Inside Joke Here} Me : Hey... you know what... I think I should like... yell that I've got Diarriah or something here... maybe the crowd will spread out... Friend : Are you sure... I don- Me : HOLY CRAP ! MY DIARRIAH IS SURE ACTIN' UP RIGHT NOW ! SH*T ... I THINK IT'S LEAKI- ...!!!! Friend : (while I was yelling very, very quickly) What the fu-.... And , like a herd of antelope, the crowd lent way to me and my buddy... they had this shocked look on their faces... but the people behind and beside we were laughing their butts off... ((Please excuse my randomness... I ate one too many twizzlers... ))
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Post by InsanexBandit on Dec 13, 2005 16:59:49 GMT -5
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LOL Whyte XD. Don't Defy my logic XD lol. I didn't get that jewish carpenter thing either, but now I do : D. Surpise! My mom's a jehovah's witness. She passes out phantlets all day. She sometimes stays at houses for hours.
Not. We don't even go to "Kingdom Hall" which is sorta like church. She makes me, even though I don't really agree with the stuff. We haven't gone for around...3 months. And The Jehovah's witness religion doesn't let you donate blood. Cuz It's sacred or something. And this book about it tells me that witchcraft will make you go to hell BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Post by kilisa09 on Dec 13, 2005 17:39:12 GMT -5
Hey, umm, just curious, but, Jehovah's Witnesses are LDS missonaries, right? And Mormonism is LDS also? They're the ones who write the Book of Mormon, right?
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Post by Ravenmaster on Dec 13, 2005 17:52:30 GMT -5
Kilisa: No idea what LDS means but Mormons made the Book of Mormon which is another Bible...WHICH IS WRONG! *pushes a Mormon into a pool* ...that wasn't nice, Raven. Shut up Raven. Eat it all! What? What kind of fish do you think YOU are??? I'm a fox. WRONG!
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Post by kilisa09 on Dec 13, 2005 17:56:02 GMT -5
Ummm, if any Mormon belonged to this site, would you be all mean and such to them?
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Post by InsanexBandit on Dec 13, 2005 17:58:44 GMT -5
[glow=teal,2,500] Fer' serious, I have NO idea. Sorry XD.
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Post by kilisa09 on Dec 13, 2005 18:01:36 GMT -5
Well....*is extremely nervous*
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